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Terms & Policies

By using this website and/or completing a purchase, you agree to the following terms.

What You're Buying

This is a novelty digital experience. When you pay $10, you receive nothing in return — no product, no service, no entitlement. This is intentional.

Something may happen after you pay. It might be nothing. It might be absurd. That's part of the experience.

You're supporting a creative project that exists purely for entertainment and experimentation. If that doesn't make sense to you, don't purchase.

Refund Policy

All purchases are final. We do not offer refunds unless required by law.

If you believe there was an error or unauthorized charge, contact us at support@klastra.ai.

Privacy

We collect your email address at checkout to send you a receipt and confirm your transaction. That's it.

We also track anonymous usage data (such as site visits, button clicks, and page interactions) using PostHog analytics. This data is collected solely to improve the website experience and is never sold, shared, or used for marketing purposes. All analytics are fully anonymized and GDPR compliant.

We do not use your data for marketing. We do not sell or share it with anyone.

Liability

This website is provided "as-is." We are not responsible for any consequences, confusion, satisfaction, disappointment, or philosophical realizations resulting from your purchase.